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Post by Savverz on May 28, 2007 4:03:41 GMT
Maraha: It's alright Skye, he hasn't even met Paw in the RPG! Skye: *Sob* YET!!!! Maraha: ... Chengo: *Walks in* What's up? Skye: *Goes on an emotional rampage* LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEANS NOOOOOOTHIIIIIIIING TOOOOOO YOOOOOOU!!!!!! Chengo: What'd she just say-*Is tackled to the floor by Skye* ---- Skysha: ^-^ *Huggles Moonscape* Moonscape: Er... Not here! Starlight (Moonscape's sister): XD Don't they look cute together, Imperis? Imperis: Adorable. Moonscape: *Is dragged into another room by Skysha* AAAGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Starlight & Imperis: ---- Ylwa: *Sneezes* Brutreir: Are you alright? *Watches Ylwa hop around like a puppy* Hrothore: She's just excited. Twulf: I didn't act like that when I was excited. Wulfren (Twulf's Husband): Well, you were acting kinda strange o- Twulf: Quiet! Not in front of Ylwa and her boyfriend! Brutreir: *Blushes* Boyfriend? Ylwa: YIPPEE! *Tackles Brutreir* Twulf: So, when are you two going to have puppies? Brutreir: O.O P-Puppies? Twulf: Well I'm not letting either of you into the Castle until you bring me some grandkids! Ylwa: I'm a Grand (as in great) Kid! Sigrid (Twulf's Mother-in-law/Wulfren's Mom): That's not what she means, silly! Twulf: And you're not a child anymore, either. Ylwa: *Thinks* I know that, I was just joking. If I were a child I wouldn't be the Beta She-Wulf of the Rikardborg pack! Some random person: I thought there were just Alpha wolves... Ylwa: Not in the Rikardborg. We have Beta wulves. Brutreir: Wulves? Ylwa: X)
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Post by Grendel Man on May 28, 2007 4:13:43 GMT
Me: Oh my Grendel: What Me: *Ignore*
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Post by Savverz on May 28, 2007 4:17:29 GMT
The Something of Insanity (Commonly referred to as 'Maraha'): *Dances in and out of the POTC demension and the Blackstar demension* Jack Sparrow: My dirt! Maraha: *Has JS' dirt* I've got-a jar of dirt~I've got-a jar of dirt~*Is tripped by JS*
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Post by Grendel Man on May 28, 2007 4:28:17 GMT
Kraken: *Slips a tentacle underneath Maraha* Maraha: What the... Davy Jones: Let's see how you like that! Kraken: *Eats Maraha* Maraha: ...
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Post by Savverz on May 28, 2007 4:39:31 GMT
Maraha: Ewww! That was so nasty.
Triste: >.> SHUT UP!!! Maraha: X) Tentacles. Contra: >:O
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Post by Grendel Man on May 28, 2007 4:40:38 GMT
Grendel Man: *Laughs* TheBlackSoul: MWAHAHAHA Grendel Man: *Pushes his alter ego out of the picture*
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Post by Ember Lee on May 28, 2007 5:10:02 GMT
Me: *Blinks with confusion* Me? Never believe you? As if...... Betfreak3: Sure sure. Me: Huh? I didn't know you could speak. Beatfreak3: -_- Me: Its a....miracle??? Heh.
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Post by Savverz on May 29, 2007 0:08:21 GMT
In MY world, ANYPOOP CAN speekz.... *Twitch*
Dance like you gots micro grendels in yer undies! *Dances*
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Post by Draconorn on May 29, 2007 7:34:00 GMT
Drac: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON BEATFREAK WHO LEFT ME TO BE FILLED WITH SOAP! Drac: *Chops off BF's head and puts head in washing machine* Beatfreak: No! Nononon-*drowns* Drac: How is that possible? Luffy: Ask the cowfish Drac: Awwww! It's a giant flesh eating moocow! CUTE! Solo: Bad idea- Cowfish:*munch* Drac: O.O
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Post by KC11 on May 29, 2007 16:33:42 GMT
Spirit of Sanity: *comes in* Muhahahahaha!!!!
Me: O.o
Demetris: o.O
Jesten: O.O
All: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *runs*
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Post by Ember Lee on May 30, 2007 7:50:52 GMT
(It's ZOLO by the way Drac, not Solo ^-^) Me: ugh I'm dead. Beatfreak: *checks herself* yep me too.
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Post by KC11 on May 30, 2007 16:26:51 GMT
Spirit of Sanity: I WILL NOW CRUSH YOU ALL FOR NOT WORSHIPING ME!
Me: Ong.
Spirit of Sanity: IT'S OMG YOU IDIOT!
Demetris: gjildkjs
Spirit of Sanity: NO! SAY SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!
Jesten: Hehe! Squirrlies in the desert, growing larger by eating sand!
Spirit of Sanity: SQUIRRLES CAN'T EAT SAND! AAAAHHH!!!
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Post by Savverz on May 30, 2007 18:14:49 GMT
ACTUALLY THEY CAN! IT'S JUST REALLY BAD FOR THEM! Mhug: Quit yelling! Tea: ;3; Come baaaack~... Mhug: <.<; *Hides* Tea: DX Mhug: :( Tea: :( Mleyer (Mlay-er, or Malay-er): *Hatches* Aw man, I'm a bas- Tea: *Shoves Soap down Mleyer's throat* WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN!!! Mhug: *Sniff* He has his father's attitude... Triste: That'd explain why you don't act that way anymore, someone took your attitude! Mhug: <_< Triste: What? Draconorn: Wait, Tea and Mhug had a child? Beatfreak: When did that happen? Mhug: It's a long story... So lemme put it in a nutshell for ya.
I met Tea, we left to the Ettin City in the desert, we had to get these ingredients to cure Antigen Z(or X, I don't remember);
-Wild- C-ockatrice Teeth (Wild C-Trices are more dragon like, THEY'RE HUGE!) Powdered Sandwyrm's Spike Ettin Hair (XD The ettin-who's-name-that-I-forgot-was not happy with that.) Sand-Strider Tail (Those thing's tails are big and itchy!) Sphinxot Horn (That was a real pain to get, we had to avoid eye contact so we didn't get eaten by those things!) Dragon Light-Scale (That was... fun.)
So, after getting all of those (and dying once in the process, but that's a whole 'nother story completely) I drank the potion and was cured of my Antigen Z, my eyes weren't completely red with black slits anymore, they were red norn eyes. My hair was easier to keep in place, which was quite a perk. (Grendels have Mohawks, you know? I don't like mohawks, so I combed it down.) But most of all, I didn't need gloves if I ever wanted to, say, shake someone's hand. Antigen Z will kill anything it's host touches, unless the 'touchee' also has A Z. The Ettin Healer had enough ingredients to make TONS of Antibody Z potions, and they were given to friendly grendels.
Anyway, then me and Tea went to work on her Space Ship, which had crashed in MY forest and became useless. Think of a strip of Octopuss eggs, with really long tentacles. That's what the ship looks like, huge with many terrariums.
Anyway, when we were finished we were going to use the volcano next to the one the Dragon was sleeping in (we'll tell you more about the dragon later, if you want) to get the Ship off the planet. But there was a catch, that volcano would destroy the entire planet. Minor detail...
So we gathered tons of creature eggs and anyone who wanted to leave the planet and they lived on the ship with us, we also took some genetic samples of the wildlife (Even the c-ockatrices) so when we terra-formed a new planet we could make it as much as the old one as possible.
Anyway, after doing all of that (Gee, that took forever, good thing me and Tea can't age!) we set everything up and we then caused the Volcano to erupt, destroying the planet. Thankfully Tea's ship is fast, and we got away from the huge explosion.
So, then we were floating through space, we came across a couple of space raiders but they didn't bother us, for some reason. We froze all of the eggs and passengers in Cryo Pods, so it was just the two of us taking care of the ship.
The end. :D Tea: <_< Mhug: :D ? Tea: Okay, lemme continue where he left off...
While we were walking through the main hall we talked about our previous adventures, all the people and monsters we encountered, etc. Mhug: And then about each other... Tea: And then we stopped walking and gazed into each other's eyes... Mhug: Ect. Let's not sugar coat it, we kissed. Tea: -popped. Kisspopped. <_<; Mhug: And the genius Gengineer here, who apparently created me- Tea: -made him fertile with all species... Mhug: <_< I'm a Testtube-Creature! That's why I stopped aging when I hit adulthood, and that'd explain why I look weird compared to the other grendels. Tea: You do not look weird, you look BETTER than the other grendels. Mhug: Not in their eyes, they thought I was ugly. Tea: They didn't know true good-lookingness until they saw you, they were jealous. Mhug: Shut up, now back to the subject... Tea: <.< Mhug: We always had our weekly health checks, and Tea used that machine that detects when a creature is- Tea: -carrying an egg- Mhug: And... Well... Tea: He left me and stayed on the next inhabited planet... Then I laid the egg and we were both suddenly sent into Tocaf- Maraha: >:D Tea & Mhug: o_o; Mhug: Anyway, the egg just hatched- Mleyer: :D Mhug: And he's a handsome lil' devil. Tea: But because he's a 'natural' Grendel/Norn hybrid he has serious mutations... Mhug: He has very short, very fine white fur- Tea: His skin is pail and his eyes are gold- Mhug: and he has very short light-gray-almost-white hair... Tea: He's tailless- Mhug: and his claws are short but incredibly sharp... Mleyer: :D *Hugs Mhug* Mhug: >.<; Tea: And he almost... glows... Mhug: Quite a bright kid, if you ask me. Tea: Well nobody asked you, did they? <_< Mhug: Whatever...
Maraha: *Bursts into the room* Tea! Guess what? Tea: *Facepalms* What? Maraha: You're going to lay another egg! Mhug: Whatcha talkin' 'bout, M'raha? Maraha: Twins~! Tea: ;-; Why me!? ... *Pop* Laureth: *Hatches* Flib dis. Tea: <_<; What was that? Mhug: *Facepalms* Twins!? Mleyer: :D Laureth: :D Random Grendel: *Runs past and kidnaps Laureth* Mleyer: D: Mhug: Laureth! Tea: OHNOES!!! LAURETH!!! R Grendel: *Knocks Tea and Mhug out* Mleyer: D: R Grendel: *Takes off in space ship and puts Laureth in an escape pod* Laureth: D: Bounty Hunter Norn: *Floats by* R Grendel: *Sends the Escape Pod at the Bounty Hunter Norn and flies away* Bounty Hunter Norn: *Enters Escape Pod and flies away*
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Years later... Contra: *Thwacks Maraha* NO 'Years later'! That's enough! Maraha: D: But I wanna tell everyone what happens to Mleyer when he grows up!
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Post by Grendel Man on May 30, 2007 23:31:19 GMT
Grendel: I am Mister Donkey! Me: Are you crazy? Grendel: HEE HAW!
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Post by Savverz on May 30, 2007 23:44:53 GMT
Mleyer: *Is now 18 years old* <_< Mhug: o.o He's mad at me, isn't he? Tea: <_< Mhug: Now HER I can understand, but why my own son? Mleyer: You left mom because you're a coward! COWARD! Mhug: <.<; Hey-w- Tea: COWARD! Mleyer & Tea: COWAAARD!!!! *Beats Mhug to the ground* Mhug: Ouch.
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Post by Draconorn on May 31, 2007 8:13:44 GMT
Fine, Zolo then. I'm deaf to human voices and they didn't list the characters on Wikipedia >: (
Zolo: She finally gets my name right. Drac: |-( Jak: Watch out, she's a natural born Bahamut. Luffy:OMH! RUN AWAAAAAAAY! Drac:OMB! I WANNA SMASH SUMMAT! Ratchet:OMR! These people drive me crazy. Drac:Get used to it, you're on TOCAF right now.
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Post by Savverz on May 31, 2007 8:16:16 GMT
Mleyer: I want to be in a BORG Rp, that'd be fun... Kinda like the one on A2k, except...
ON TOCAF! ... Maraha! Get out of my HEAD!!! Maraha: >:3 Nyuu~! Mlya~!
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Post by Draconorn on May 31, 2007 8:25:28 GMT
Luffy:TOCAF? Heehee... To Caf... To Cafe... Spike:Shuddup Zolo:Shuddup yourself Leo:EVERYONE SHUT UP! Drac:He's a Groudon Jak:Definately Naruto:What is this strange place? *stares at avatars* What are THOSE? Drac: Never been in hyperspace forumzone TOCAF before? Naruto:Whaddat?
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Post by Savverz on May 31, 2007 8:28:58 GMT
Maraha: AAAAARGH!!!! NOT HIM!!! *Beats Naruto back to his Anime/Manga world* Naruto: WHAT!?
Maraha: <_<; >_>; There shall be no Naruto/Inuyasha/Sailor Moon talk here. Trigun/Cowboy Bebop/Digimon Adventure (02) talk is fine! XD
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Post by Draconorn on May 31, 2007 8:38:11 GMT
Drac: Naruto:*Rubs bottom*Dat hurt Daxter:*Gives noodles to Naruto* Jak: Wow, Dax is being generous. Daxter:They're beef flavour, I don't like beef. Luffy:I'm bored *leaves* Jack Sparrow:Peanuts! Daxter:*Gives peanuts to JS* JS:Huh? This is a comic, not a peanut! Daxter: DUH! PEANUTS! :3 Snoopy snoopdogg snoop snoop
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